Conversation #1:

In the car on the way home from church…

Big J: Rylan was baby Jesus today.

Us: Oh yeah, in Sunday school?

Big J: Yep.

Us: Who was Mary?

Big J: Emma.

Us: Who were the wise men?

Big J: Mr. Jon and Mr. Sam.

Us: Who were you?

Big J: Jophus.

Conversation #2:

(As relayed to me by our MOPS childcare workers)

A bunch of Big J’s friends are crawling around like kitties…

Worker: Big J, are you a kitty too?

Big J: No, I’m a whale.

Worker: Oh really?

Big J: (pointing in his mouth) Yeah, see Jonah?!

I love that kid.