Me: Little J, did you just eat the plastic money?
Little J: Yep.
Me: Did you swallow it?
Little J: Yep.
Me: Fabulous.
Big J:When I get the real Buzz Lightyear costume, I can fly up to heaven.
Big J: I don’t like those books. The people are looking at me. They’re SMILING at me.
Big J: (singing with a Seeds CD) The sun is an O, that’s right… (Correct lyrics: A servant of all, that’s right)
Me: Big J, what did you talk about at Rainbows tonight?
Big J: How to be like Jesus at home.
Me: So how can you be like Jesus at home?
Big J: No shooting babies.
Big J: You’re the best mommy, Mommy.
At least some things are getting through…
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This completely cracked me up this morning! Thanks!
Love it. Thanks for sharing. So funny!
Oh my goodness… I love it! You have such precious guys there Erin! 🙂
The comment about the book would totally make me want to leave it lying around the house, propped open.
I have a sick sense of humor.
Thank you for the smiles today. Your boys are so adorable xxx
Thank you for the smile!!!
That’s hilarious!
totally awesome! i did a post about this the other day… things that I said to my kids
Love it!! So adorable!! =)
No shooting babies – definitely like Jesus. 😀
I love when Tristan sings his own version of songs, too. 😀
Way to go for writing these down. They are priceless!