I think it is about time for a Not Me! Monday! It has been too long!

It was not me who was a little relieved to only put up a small three-foot Christmas tree this year. No, I was not even a little pleased that I didn’t have to get all of the ornaments and lights out this year. And it is not me who has become quite fond of the tiny little tree in our living room.

It was not me who both called and sent a lengthy e-mail to the customer service of a company who failed to honor a mistaken price they had listed on their website and CANCELLED our order, resulting in us having to scramble at the last minute to find a different present for one of our children. No, I was not at all fired up by the whole situation and and I did not tell pretty much anyone I came in contact with about it. That was not me.

It was not me who let my children play in the children’s section of a small store while I shopped last week. And it was not me who came back to this section to discover that my youngest had pulled CDs off of an entire half of a shelf. And to top it all off, it was not me who had to pay for two pieces of candy my oldest son opened and ate in the store while I was trying to check out. Nope, not me.

And it is not me who is completely THRILLED to have my hubby home for a 16-day break!

Ok, yes that is me and I think there are two boys who completely agree!

Check out more true confessions over at MckMama’s site today!